I've had just enough time... to learn why men dress up :)
The Men of Octoberfest, Munich wants to be...
“When
men dress up…”
The
professor paused. He tapped his pipe against the table, and moved it to his lips
in one smooth slow motion. He dragged on it with a few sharp sucks till smoke
came out his nostrils and his ears. He closed his eyes and give a deep draw,
opened them and blew out the smoke in a long slow continuous stream the way
John Cage of Ally McBeal poured water from the jug in the courtroom. When he
stopped, my entire attention was on his bushy moustache and the words that
poured out.
“When
men dress up…”
He
paused and I hold my breath. My chest was heaving from an agitated heart keenly
waiting for the profound revelation. Unhurriedly, in a deliberately studious manner he
continued -
“… according
to my comprehensive surveys and researches … over many years of studies …
through many countries … and many cultures … of many segments of the population
… I’ve reached the irrefutable conclusion … the undeniable truth ... of why men dress up!”
“Yes?” I
inquired impatiently.
The
professor shot me a disapproving look. Composed himself and continued, “Men
dress up because … because …”
“Yes?”
“… they
want to be boys!”
Boys again!!!
(Who remembers Ally McBeal? J)
