I've had just enough time to... try to foil the Minions domination of the world.
The 9 Minions that invaded Malaysia...
There is a despicable plot going on. And it is worse
than World War Z – worse than the hungry zombies. After all, the zombies only
bite. But Minions do worse! They turned you into giggling idiots singing
bananana and potatos! They made you listened to a language you do not
understand but laughed at hideously anyway. No one understands how they did it
but world leaders are seriously discussing a global wide immunization or even
lobotomy as a last stand against this insidious infestation.
Minions Attack!
And the Minions are doing it through the assistance of
diabolical McDonald entering homes unsuspectingly through the happy meal. There
have been reported cases of madness and fights in every McD outlets in Malaysia
where the most serious cases of Minion Mania in the world were observed to
occur. It has been speculated that the “Kiasu” (“scared to lose”) syndrome of
the average Malaysian must have made them especially susceptible to the Minions
attacks. It was reported that a lunatic bid of RM38 millions for a set of the
minions was made in ebay.
This is an emergency announcement. Up to now, it has
been confirmed that 9 “species” of Minions have been sighted in the country.
They are all highly dangerous. Do Not, I repeat Do Not tackle them on your own,
do not own them, do not bring them into your house. Shut your ears and eyes and
run away as fast as you can if you come across one. Our Special Intelligent sent
out this warning regarding these dangerous “creatures” among us. They are –
(1) Tim Giggling, (2) Tim Giggle Grabber, (3) Dave Gadget Grabber
(4) Evil Minion
Chomper, (5) Tom Googly Eyes Grabber
(6) Stuart Light Up
Grabber, (7) Stuart Babbler Grabber
(8) Jerry
Breakdancing, (9) Evil Minion Noisemaker
Stop giggling. You have been warned!
These 9 minions created havoc in Malaysia when they were introduced through the "Happy Meal". There were practically riots in the McDonald outlets as customers endured long queue of several hours just to buy happy meals to get hold of the minions. And many were disappointed. There were quarrels with some come close to fights and at least one shop was damaged as impatient customers pushed down the shutters. Customers lined up for hours at those shops that opened for 24 hours to buy a happy meal at the first stroke of midnight. Parents fumed, children cried, adults fights, teen vent in facebooks and twitters and these incidents appeared in every newspapers in the country. If this is not Minions madness, what is?
ReplyDeleteThere are the 9 Minions that are unleashed in Malaysia. And not many people ended up with a complete set but not through lack of trying. It is almost impossible to do it the legit way, unless you know "jalan" (road). People ended up buying happy meals and throwing away the meals just to get the toys!! This spawened a charity drive where some kind hearted souls went round collecting discarded happy meals for the homeless. Hundreds were collected in many places as long as the minions were available. The complete set cost more than USD100 in the black market. That is not all. There are 19 minions unleashed in the whole world. And for those seeking to complete that set, it is going to seriously set them back. 2 Minions from South America are very hard to come by for whatever reasons. Each of these two cost more than USD150 on its own. There was even a lunatic bid of RM38 millions for this minions in ebay! It is true - Minions has taken over the world. And if you wonder how I managed to get hold of these 9 cuties to take a quick shot, well it is a secret... :D *giggle, giggle, giggle, despicable me. :)
ReplyDeleteineedathis, 狂野的男人, Onasill, and 2 other people added this photo to their favorites.
ineedathis
That is one fine collections, great shot of them!
Onasill
:-) this is wonderful. My evening smile.
sethph88
great shot.
Eyemdreaming
LOL...this has been going on for as long as I remember! Hard to understand...but some of us must keep our wits about us. Keep the faith...never surrender!
ΞSSΞ®®Ξ
Nice :D
ShambLady
hahahaha!!!! made me smile!
henrhyde (gill)
Great presentation of this image-- thought provoking modern madness !
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I have been thinking about this issue and my conclusion is that our youngster hearts are filled with emptiness, once they found somethings interesting, they will get mad following the stream. Or may be they are excited in finding something that they can do..who knows , even they themselves also do not know the answer.
狂野的男人
You have a nice collection anyway:))
Onasill
Well gathered for the effective view.
sethph88
great
ShambLady
love these lil google-eyed creatures!
Don't you eat too much of this ThouSan! You will become fat ;-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from the Netherlands,
Gert Jan
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