I've had just enough time to... try to foil the Minions domination of the world.
The 9 Minions that invaded Malaysia...
There is a despicable plot going on. And it is worse
than World War Z – worse than the hungry zombies. After all, the zombies only
bite. But Minions do worse! They turned you into giggling idiots singing
bananana and potatos! They made you listened to a language you do not
understand but laughed at hideously anyway. No one understands how they did it
but world leaders are seriously discussing a global wide immunization or even
lobotomy as a last stand against this insidious infestation.
Minions Attack!
And the Minions are doing it through the assistance of
diabolical McDonald entering homes unsuspectingly through the happy meal. There
have been reported cases of madness and fights in every McD outlets in Malaysia
where the most serious cases of Minion Mania in the world were observed to
occur. It has been speculated that the “Kiasu” (“scared to lose”) syndrome of
the average Malaysian must have made them especially susceptible to the Minions
attacks. It was reported that a lunatic bid of RM38 millions for a set of the
minions was made in ebay.
This is an emergency announcement. Up to now, it has
been confirmed that 9 “species” of Minions have been sighted in the country.
They are all highly dangerous. Do Not, I repeat Do Not tackle them on your own,
do not own them, do not bring them into your house. Shut your ears and eyes and
run away as fast as you can if you come across one. Our Special Intelligent sent
out this warning regarding these dangerous “creatures” among us. They are –
(1) Tim Giggling, (2) Tim Giggle Grabber, (3) Dave Gadget Grabber
(4) Evil Minion
Chomper, (5) Tom Googly Eyes Grabber
(6) Stuart Light Up
Grabber, (7) Stuart Babbler Grabber
(8) Jerry
Breakdancing, (9) Evil Minion Noisemaker
Stop giggling. You have been warned!
