Don't you touch me tomato

I've had just enough time to...  want to touch tomatoes :)

Taken in a hotel room in Johore, Malaysia.

Please mister, don't you touch me tomato

No, don't touch me tomato

Touch me on me pumpkin, potato

For goodness' sake, don't touch me tomato

Touch me this, touch me that

Touch me everything I got

Touch me plum, me apples too

But here's one thing you just can't do

Edwin Kimmler - Don't Touch Me Tomato

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When you feel like squeezing a tomato

A potato just won’t do

And nuts are too hard

Chew some tobacco and spit it out

But the tomato still is out of touch

Today, I feel like tomatoes

But all I got are hot potatoes

And it is driving me loco.