I've had just enough time to... see the monkeys crossing the road.
Taken of the monkeys crossing the road on my return journey from Lake Chini, Pahang
Why are the monkeys crossing the road?
Because the first monkey did
Why did the first monkey cross the road?
To get to the other side
But why did it want to get to the other side?
Because it wants to cross back from where it came from
But why did it cross in the first place?
Now that is a very profound question that philosophers have been trying to decipher for centuries. They even compared monkeys to chickens but found nothing in common. The chickens cross the road because they are chickens…
The monkeys cross the road because they are monkeys.
Man crosses the road because…